Stranger: Hi there
You: Ello.
You: You wanking?
Stranger: Haha. Ummm... that's a bit impossible...
You: No hands?
Stranger: No dick.
You: Auto-fellatio is possible.
You: I can teach you.
Stranger: is that so?
You: Yes sir.
Stranger: Sir?
You: Yes.
You: Sir.
Stranger: I'm not.
Stranger: You're silly.
You: Not what?
Stranger: Not a sir.
You: Do you prefer gentleman?
Stranger: Yes.
You: Oh.
Stranger: I'm a girl you idiot.
You: A woman?
Stranger: Yes.
You: Those still exist?
Stranger: Umm yes.
You: Holy shit.
You: Then should I teach your son?
You: Brother?
You: Dad?
Stranger: Ummm no.
You: Why.
Stranger: Because I think you're a perverted ass hole.
You: I assure you
You: my asshole is neither perverted nor am I.
Stranger: Mhmm.
You: A simple technique.
You: That's all.
You: And you go off on the deep end.
You: Calling names.
You: Shouting profanities.
You: Shame.
Stranger: So, tell me, Stranger.
Stranger: How is this not perverted?
You: Perverted means curious.
You: Is this curious?
Stranger: I honestly think that this is ludicrous.
You: Yes.
You: You are entitled to your opinion.
Stranger: Indeed.
You: Unless you don't live in America.
Stranger: Haha.
Stranger: That's not very nice.
You: Yes,
You: I make every attempt at being an upstanding citizen.
You: On the internet.
You: Seriously.
Stranger: Haha.
Stranger: So, where are you from?
You: My mother's womb.
Stranger: Oh great. We have a comedian on our hands...
You: You asked.
You: Beggers can't be choosers.
Stranger: They can sometimes.
You: Give me an instance when that is true.
You: I'm waiting.
Stranger: You're also impatient.
You: 2 minutes have passed.
Stranger: I'm sorry?
You: That is much too long.
Stranger: Good grief.
You: Do you just sit there making casual observations about me?
Stranger: I do when you make it very easy for me to do so.
You: 'Kay.
You: F
Stranger: Sorry, I'm on the phone.
Stranger: G?
You: What.
Stranger: You said F, then I said G.
You: Quite.
You: Quite so.
Stranger: Indeed.
You: Rather.
Stranger: Splendid.
You: Indubitably.
Stranger: Really?
You: Affirmative.
You: I concede to that notion.
You: Upon it.
You: %
Stranger: Percentage.
You: &
Stranger: And.
You: No.
You: That is an ampersand
Stranger: Excuse me, ass.
You: ass.
Stranger: Yes.
You: S'kay.
You: *
You: Asterisk.
You: Coming from the Latin "aster"
You: meaning star
Stranger: Indeed.
You: Exactly.
You: Johnny Test.
You: Wilford Brimley.
You: John McCormick.
You: Mike Hawk.
You: Mike Oxbig.
You: Mike Hawk is Very large.
You: Very.
You: Very.
You: Large.
Stranger: Okay.
You: "Tis a pun, not to be taken on the offensive"
Stranger: Okay....
You: -.-"
You: You are not the most interesting individual/
You: sans /
Stranger: Thank you so much.
Stranger: That's so utterly kind of you.
You: Ah, sarcasm.
You: 'Tis a language of it's own.
Stranger: Agreed.
You: Used by the most comical of offspring.
You: Off.
You: Spring.
You: Funny how those words were put together.
Stranger: Agreed?
You: That is your decision.
Stranger: I know.
You: How am I to know whether that is right or wrong.
You: I am but a lowly sponge.
You: Yellow.
You: Squishy.
You: Porous.
Stranger: Sick.
You: Lives under the sea.
Stranger: Can you regenerate?
You: In a pineapple made just for me.
You: And yes.
You: I reproduce by budding.
Stranger: Sick.
You: And I, so silly.
You: Wave my arms toward you with glee.
You: Then
You: you say to me
You: What is
You: "glee"
Stranger: What is glee?
You: Then I respond.
You: Glee, the human emotion that can also be described as happy
Stranger: Also, a television series.
You: The opposite of crappy.
You: A television.
You: Night-vision.
You: Goggles.
You: Spy.
You: Fly.
You: High.
Stranger: Die.
You: where oh where.
You: Have you gone
You: my.
You: little.
You: Cry.
You: *dun dunda dun ........dun.*
Stranger: Nigh.
You: Nary a thing you canst do
You: When my hands do fall upon the likes of you
You: Rape,
You: rape.
You: RAPE
You: *guitar solo*
Stranger: You're strange.
You: Freddy.
You: Velma.
You: Daphne.
Stranger: Shaggy.
You: Shaggy.
You: Scooby.
Stranger: I win.
Stranger: Scrappy.
You: One more.
You: Go on.
You: funds.
You: What is your current temperature?
Stranger: Of my bod?
You: Are you quite feverish?
Stranger: Not a bit.
You: One would think so.
Stranger: Why?
You: I thunk, therefore I was.
You: One was.
You: One would.
You: I am One.
You: I am many.
You: I can be anything I want to be.
You: Reading Rainbow
You: I....... can do anything
Stranger: Lamar Burton.
You: Yeah.
You: Just take a look
Stranger: In a book.
You: It's in a book.
Stranger: Butterfly in the sky.
Stranger: I can go twice as high.
You: yet.
You: we have no external wings.
You: Only tools.
You: Alas, a humans mind and body I am confined to.
You: Yearning.
You: Yearning to be free.
Stranger: No offense
Stranger: but you're driving me crazy.
Stranger: Bye.
You: Goodbye.