Qwazal's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Crush the Castle]

another one:

I already reviewed, so heres a new one:
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[B: The Video Game]

check the high scores.

i stopped at 3000 cuz clocks rule on clock day.

[Demolition City]

Near perfect!

Like most of the games i see from this joeybetz
the graphics were enjoyable, a good choice of music and sfx, the game objective was clear and was not un-godly hard, which makes for a good game, but a great game would have a level designer. Seriously, i want a level designer.
Good, not great.

[Pirate Launch]

generic, but fun

you get a 9 since there are like 20 other games just like this, but other than that good job

Graeme responds:

Yes, but I like to think that this has enough originality to it.
There may be 20 SIMILAR game, but non just like it

[CutCopyPasteGnome]

didnt even try...

you get a 2 becuase you cant even finish lvl3..nice try?
music was bleh,
no hints,
in lvl 3 all you have is a torch and a switch which does nothing
wouldnt even play
you need to fix yout flash.

[Super Mario 63]

wow..

i cant even think of a proper way to thank or an award that suits this...just wow, spent 8 hours playing this last night..wow.

[Bug War]

fun but a little too easy.

once you get all your bases just have them all attack the queen.

i found the turrets to be unneeded, only complaint

[Poke The Mime]

A great outlook on french culture.

First I would like to congratulate you on your stunning achievements, the enigmatic but somewhat sad repose of the stereotypical "frenchman" was pure amazement, when the ever soft caressing music came in, i felt as if, I too were a frenchman, as if we all were frenchmen deep down. Thank you, Jazzua Ki Andrews for you have opened up my eyes and awakened my soul.

And I want to be the first to say this has alot to do with everyones lives and the things we take for granted, the "pokes"that we receive from others, be it little annoyances or huge impacts like this game can really affect a frenchman, I think that if we all just stop poking the frenchman, he will not blow up, on the contrary, he will be our friend, our bretheren, our soul mate. He will aid us in being our eternal life partner, with nothing but happiness to come.

And to those who do not get the point of this, is there not a point to anything? Aren't we all just lost souls, without any answers or guidance, just being what we are, absolutely nothing.

Indeed.

Jazzua responds:

ah qwazal, you too understand the deep resonances of what it means to "poke" the "french man".